Thursday, November 15, 2007

i thought i had seen it all

Too tired and brain dead to really write today, so I give you this:

This is what is written in the first couple of paras of the smaller text:

Too late, when love has gone for a wife to plead that no one has warned her of danger. Because a wise, considerate wife makes it her her business to find out how to safeguard her daintiness in order to protect precious married love and happiness.

One of the soundest ways for a wife to keep married love in bloom is to achieve dainty allure by practicing effective feminine hygiene such as regular vaginal douches with reliable "Lysol."

Wow.

I cannot imagine. Really, I can't.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely not THE Lysol, it's impossible, unimaginable; undoubtedly true. AGGGHHHHHH!

B in T

NYCMomma said...

Ok "No greasy afftereffect" was where I stopped. And I thought my life was complete BEFORE hearing about a Lysol douche! LOL

Wonders said...

WOW...we've come a looooooooooooooooooooog way!

sassymonkey said...

I read a book a year or two ago about the history of the Canadian housewife. Women actually used to douche with Lysol to try to terminate a pregnancy. I think my ovaries just about crawled up into my ears when I read that...

hotshuz said...

Great post. Too funny. Maybe that's all I need to wipe today's awfulness.

nevan's mommers said...

Holy crap! I better go douche with Lysol. I didn't know my marriage was falling apart!

Flippy said...

Yikes! I'm pretty sure that our relationship would fall apart if either of us douched with Lysol. Ugh, I cannot think of a worse smell.

Sara said...

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

No, I will not safeguard my daintiness! I will not!

Sherry said...

I'm sitting here with my mouth hanging open and thinking "WHAT???"....women would do that??? The whole thing is insane...not just the douche.

Thanks for an eye opening Friday!! I'm so glad I'm from a different generation!

midlife mommy said...

They can't really mean the pine-scented stuff in the brown bottle, can they? Yuck. I'd rather be intimately neglected.

thejunkyswife said...

Wow.

Wow.

So that's what's wrong with my husband! If I were a considerate wife, I could have kept him off heroin by douching properly with Lysol! I had no idea!

Lovebabz said...

I am laughing so hard I have to pee. I needed this today! I really needed this. As a woman about to file for divorce...who knew all it took to save this marriage was Lysol? Aarrghh!