This is what is written in the first couple of paras of the smaller text:Too late, when love has gone for a wife to plead that no one has warned her of danger. Because a wise, considerate wife makes it her her business to find out how to safeguard her daintiness in order to protect precious married love and happiness.Wow.
One of the soundest ways for a wife to keep married love in bloom is to achieve dainty allure by practicing effective feminine hygiene such as regular vaginal douches with reliable "Lysol."
I cannot imagine. Really, I can't.
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Surely not THE Lysol, it's impossible, unimaginable; undoubtedly true. AGGGHHHHHH!
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Ok "No greasy afftereffect" was where I stopped. And I thought my life was complete BEFORE hearing about a Lysol douche! LOL
WOW...we've come a looooooooooooooooooooog way!
I read a book a year or two ago about the history of the Canadian housewife. Women actually used to douche with Lysol to try to terminate a pregnancy. I think my ovaries just about crawled up into my ears when I read that...
Great post. Too funny. Maybe that's all I need to wipe today's awfulness.
Holy crap! I better go douche with Lysol. I didn't know my marriage was falling apart!
Yikes! I'm pretty sure that our relationship would fall apart if either of us douched with Lysol. Ugh, I cannot think of a worse smell.
OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!
No, I will not safeguard my daintiness! I will not!
I'm sitting here with my mouth hanging open and thinking "WHAT???"....women would do that??? The whole thing is insane...not just the douche.
Thanks for an eye opening Friday!! I'm so glad I'm from a different generation!
They can't really mean the pine-scented stuff in the brown bottle, can they? Yuck. I'd rather be intimately neglected.
Wow.
Wow.
So that's what's wrong with my husband! If I were a considerate wife, I could have kept him off heroin by douching properly with Lysol! I had no idea!
I am laughing so hard I have to pee. I needed this today! I really needed this. As a woman about to file for divorce...who knew all it took to save this marriage was Lysol? Aarrghh!
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