Tonight, when 4 year old D. was going to bed he said to my spouse:
"I know which door to go into at night because I have a D. on my door. And a hockey player, because I like hockey.
You should have a 'p' for Papa on your door and a butterfly because you like butterflies (last night D. came home and declared that he didn't like butterflies because 'girls like butterflies.' My spouse replied that he liked butterflies. Clearly this made an impression on my young son).
Mama would get an 'm' and a boy because she likes me. No. She loves me. And her picture should be a heart, for love.
And S.(his nine year old brother) should have an 's' and a zombie."