So my doctor says that my pink eye is very likely viral (my eyes are just not goopy enough for a bacterial infection, if you must know). This is both good news and bad news.
Good news: No eye drops.
Bad news: I just have to ride it out, which will likely take about 10 days.
Good news: If the kids get it, I won't have to give them eye drops.
Bad news: If the kids get it, they will have to stay home for 10 DAYS, until it clears up.
This last bit does not bear thinking about.