Friday, November 28, 2008

what's in a name

I have lots on my plate today (and I don't mean Thanksgiving leftovers, living in Canada and all) so I thought it would be a good day for a meme. I stole this one from Average Jane.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Marie Leslie.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Alexandre Christopher.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Kilaur (I kind of like it!)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Blue Dog (or should that read Blue Dawg?).

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Anne Ottawa (that's just plain odd).

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
The Red Black Velvet (or alternatively Red Wine but I don't like that nearly as much).

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
After Eight Chocolate Chip (now that's just silly).

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Lucy Fourth.

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Kelly Smerdon.


Anonymous said...

1. Hilda Nothing
2. Joe Max (not bad for Nascar!)
3. ShSara
4. All of them All of them
5. Nothing Concord (we aren't big on middle names)
6. All of them Virgin Piña Colada
8. Black Raspberry Shortbread
9. Sam Cottage
10. Martha Washington Indian Peak

Conclusions: I can't go into witness protection, ever. I'd be a great Nascar driver, if only I could stifle my boredom and carsickness. I guess there's a place for me in the Star Wars Universe. I'd suck as a detective or a soap opera actress and am totally unfit to be a superhero because I love all colors and can't drink (though I do think Virgin Piña Colada could be a superheroine all by herself). I have no idea what is meant by "fly" name -- do they mean if we were flying insects or dancing girls or what? I think I'd make a cool gangsta if I never had to actually show up and reveal myself anywhere, and my rock star name is more like a folk singer name. And clearly, I should steer clear of a porn career.

You are inherently much cooler than I.

Anonymous said...

we round aground doing this exercise with p on the very first item. his witness protection name: anne. just anne. seems a little conspicuous for a man trying to blend in.


Mom2Amara said...

I just had to tell you - my porn name would be Ozzy Lori. I think it works.