Nurse (shouting from the other room): "How old is your port?"
Me: 7 years
Nurse (still hollering): Holey Moley. That's old. (pause) Are you sure?
Me: March 2006.
Nurse: When was it last accessed?
Me: 4 weeks ago, tomorrow.
Nurse: What are you getting?
Nurse: For 7 years?
Nurse: No. Herceptin is for one year. 7 years is not possible.
Me: It is when you're metastatic.
Nurse: Are you on (name of drug I don't remember)?
Me: No. Herceptin.
Other nurse: It's Herceptin. I checked her chart.